Double 9

"I'm not sparsly hairy all over my body"

-Stephen Brown

"Don't touch my softness!"

-Peter Williams

Day 8

"I learned from wikipedia that marsupials of the male variety have two pronged penises"

--Our very own Isaac Kosel

7

"....then my mom would be 24."
-Laura Hutch-a-son

"I'm 24! how you doin?"
-Stephen Brown

"Never set foot in this house again."
Mrs. Hutch-a-son

Number Six

"My loins chair"

--Stephen Brown

The Five

"How greased is our God"

-Andrew Brown

Number 4!

I wasn't holding you down, pete was holding you down. Thats why its called gang rape.

-Andrew Brown

Number, The Third

"we did the only humane thing, kept him locked up in the attic and fed him a bucket of fish heads once a week"

-marge simpson

The Second

sorry i havent heard as many good quotes recently, but since i havent given this blog out to anyone, it doesnt really matter.

"its strong but sweet as well" -me
"just like you?" -mcarthey

The First

so ive played with the idea of posting a quote of the day for some time, since i usually hear something everyday that is hillarious if taken out of contexed, or sometimes is hillarious even in contexed. anyway, i decided to do it. hopefully i will be able to post every day.

It wasn't that big. I have a bigger one!

-victoria mearns